I laughed. A lot.
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… I think watching this video might be treason or something.
AKA, revision.
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
“Riza takes some bullets from her gun and pushes them into Winry’s clit. Winry immediately tightens after each bullet enters her. After 4 have went in Riza gave Winry the bullets to put in her.
Winry inserts the bullets slowly and one at a time. Riza moans. They both feel the cold bullets inside of them. Making them hornier. Winry says “What now?” Riza takes her gun and takes the barrel off of it. It’s almost perfectly round. Winry blushes. Riza slowly moves it into Winry’s clit.”

I’m listening to a discussion group podcast thing. And people keep saying things and then adding “but then I would say that, I’m a scorpio” or whatever. And I’m sitting like … the fuck does that mean? Because for most star signs it seems to mean “I’m a crazy.”
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