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Apr 18

crazedteensie:

madamelapin:

Nora Valkyrie Cosplay
Just a couple of previews of my Nora Cosplay. My harness was taped onto me and it kept on falling off, but overly I’m pretty happy with this cosplay.
Photos by LittleGeeky with some post production by me.

CUTIE


Apr 17
smyrno:

We live in harmony with the great cycles of Nature, and do no harm to anyone, and it’s wicked of them to say we don’t. We ought to fill their bones with hot lead.
(art: Victoria Kosheleva)

smyrno:

We live in harmony with the great cycles of Nature, and do no harm to anyone, and it’s wicked of them to say we don’t. We ought to fill their bones with hot lead.

(art: Victoria Kosheleva)

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(via larousse1)


hackett-out:


When Kayleigh Jordan found out that her class trip to Scotland would not include a visit to Loch Ness she decided to take matters into her own hands. With her best friends Olivia and Reagan in tow, Kayleigh makes off for the famous lake. With any luck they’ll be back before anyone notices they’re gone. But events take a surprising turn when their boat capsizes, and the girls come face to face with a creature out of deepest myth. When the legendary Nessie takes the three nubile young girls back to his secret cove they learn that even the scaliest of monsters can be a generous lover.

hackett-out:

When Kayleigh Jordan found out that her class trip to Scotland would not include a visit to Loch Ness she decided to take matters into her own hands. With her best friends Olivia and Reagan in tow, Kayleigh makes off for the famous lake. With any luck they’ll be back before anyone notices they’re gone. But events take a surprising turn when their boat capsizes, and the girls come face to face with a creature out of deepest myth. When the legendary Nessie takes the three nubile young girls back to his secret cove they learn that even the scaliest of monsters can be a generous lover.

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pilgrimkitty:

blame-my-muses:

inkandash:

Someone asked me once, as a kind of dig at the movie, “Why someone like Zoe would have a dress?”
I looked right at him and said, “There’s only one white dress a woman like Zoe would keep. Her wedding dress.”

Well shit.

OUCH.

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thestarlightfairy:

So I bought some BN biscuits the other day, and was reading the packaging to discover that they’re made in France.

The name BN now makes so much sense

… ‘bien’

BN BN du doo du doo doo.

BN BN du doo doo doo

BN BN du doo du doo doo. 

dudodo dudodo dudododoo BN BN


Apr 16
zohbugg:

justamerplwithabox:

vivelafat:

prokopetz:

officialdeadparrot:

grellholmes:

elsajeni:

gunslingerannie:

justtkeepcalmm:

dean-and-his-pie:

fororchestra:

musicalmelody:

Fun Story: My director kept telling me and my tenor sax buddy to play softer. No matter what we did, it wasn’t soft enough for him. So getting frustrated, I told my buddy “Dont play this time. Just fake it” 
Our Band Director then informed us we sounded perfect. 

To my readers: “p” means quiet, “pp” means really quiet. I’ve never seen “pppp” before haha.
On the contrast, “f” means loud, and “ffff” probably means so loud you go unconscious.

I had ffff in a piece once and my conductor told me to play as loudly as physically possible without falling off my chair…

Me and my trombone buddies had “ffff” and he sat next to me and played so hard that he fell out of his chair.
The lengths we go for music.

Okay yeah so I play the bass clarinet and the amount of air you have to move and the stiffness of the reed means it only has two settings and that is loud and louder, with an optional LOUDEST that includes a 50% probability of HORRIBLE CROAKING NOISE which is the bass equivalent of the ubiquitous clarinet shriek.

One day, when I was in concert band in high school, we got a new piece handed out for the first time, and there was a strange little commotion back in the tuba section — whispering, and pointing at something in the music, and swatting at each other’s hands all shhh don’t call attention to it. And although they did attract the attention of basically everyone else in the band, they managed to avoid being noticed by the band director, who gave us a few minutes to look over our parts and then said, “All right, let’s run through it up to section A.”
And here we are, cheerfully playing along, sounding reasonably competent — but everyone, when they have the attention to spare, is keeping an eye on the tuba players. They don’t come in for the first eight measures or so, and then when they do come in, what we see is:
[stifled giggling]
[reeeeeeally deep breath]
[COLOSSAL FOGHORN NOISE]
The entire band stops dead, in the cacophonous kind of way that a band stops when it hasn’t actually been cued to stop. The band director doesn’t even say anything, just looks straight back at the tubas and makes a helpless sort of why gesture.
In unison, the tuba players defend themselves: “THERE WERE FOUR F’S.”
FFFF is not really a rational dynamic marking for any instrument, but for the love of all that is holy why would you put it in a tuba part.

This is the best band post 
Everyone else go home

Oh man, so I play trombone, and we got this piece called Florentiner Marsch by Julius Fucik, and we saw this

which is 8 fortes. We were shocked until,

that is 24 fortes who the fuck does that

Who does that?

This guy. Take a good look - that is the moustache of a man with nothing to lose.

Julius IdontgivaFucik

More like Julius Fuckit

this post just kept getting better and better

zohbugg:

justamerplwithabox:

vivelafat:

prokopetz:

officialdeadparrot:

grellholmes:

elsajeni:

gunslingerannie:

justtkeepcalmm:

dean-and-his-pie:

fororchestra:

musicalmelody:

Fun Story: My director kept telling me and my tenor sax buddy to play softer. No matter what we did, it wasn’t soft enough for him. So getting frustrated, I told my buddy “Dont play this time. Just fake it” 

Our Band Director then informed us we sounded perfect. 

To my readers: “p” means quiet, “pp” means really quiet. I’ve never seen “pppp” before haha.

On the contrast, “f” means loud, and “ffff” probably means so loud you go unconscious.

I had ffff in a piece once and my conductor told me to play as loudly as physically possible without falling off my chair…

Me and my trombone buddies had “ffff” and he sat next to me and played so hard that he fell out of his chair.

The lengths we go for music.

Okay yeah so I play the bass clarinet and the amount of air you have to move and the stiffness of the reed means it only has two settings and that is loud and louder, with an optional LOUDEST that includes a 50% probability of HORRIBLE CROAKING NOISE which is the bass equivalent of the ubiquitous clarinet shriek.

One day, when I was in concert band in high school, we got a new piece handed out for the first time, and there was a strange little commotion back in the tuba section — whispering, and pointing at something in the music, and swatting at each other’s hands all shhh don’t call attention to it. And although they did attract the attention of basically everyone else in the band, they managed to avoid being noticed by the band director, who gave us a few minutes to look over our parts and then said, “All right, let’s run through it up to section A.”

And here we are, cheerfully playing along, sounding reasonably competent — but everyone, when they have the attention to spare, is keeping an eye on the tuba players. They don’t come in for the first eight measures or so, and then when they do come in, what we see is:

[stifled giggling]

[reeeeeeally deep breath]

[COLOSSAL FOGHORN NOISE]

The entire band stops dead, in the cacophonous kind of way that a band stops when it hasn’t actually been cued to stop. The band director doesn’t even say anything, just looks straight back at the tubas and makes a helpless sort of why gesture.

In unison, the tuba players defend themselves: “THERE WERE FOUR F’S.”

FFFF is not really a rational dynamic marking for any instrument, but for the love of all that is holy why would you put it in a tuba part.

This is the best band post 

Everyone else go home

Oh man, so I play trombone, and we got this piece called Florentiner Marsch by Julius Fucik, and we saw this

image

which is 8 fortes. We were shocked until,

image

that is 24 fortes who the fuck does that

Who does that?

This guy. Take a good look - that is the moustache of a man with nothing to lose.

Julius IdontgivaFucik

More like Julius Fuckit

this post just kept getting better and better

(via thestarlightfairy)


Apr 15

kiyoshihio:

image

Can we just talk about how sassily Light holds his cell phone? His face says murder but his hand says manicure.

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abominablesnowmanss:

hoechlder:

Dylan O’Brien at the MTV Movie Awards 2014 (x)

image

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crazedteensie:

larousse1:

the-bagel-king:

draumbouy:

Can we just talk about this for a second
Now I’m not complaint about it or anything. I would never complain about Zac Efrons chest. But I mean she just came up behind him And ripped off his shirt. Didn’t even ask.
And he was just like “ahhahahaha yea look at me look at my body. Yes I just won an award for my role in a film but no don’t recognize my achievement because clearly my chest is more important than respect”
And everyone thought it was hilarious.
Isn’t that interesting.
isn’t the societal double standard for men interesting.
ISNT SOMETHING THAT COULD BE CONSIDERED SEXUAL THAT AIRED ON NATIONAL TELEVISION AND NOONE HAD A PROBLEM WITH IT INTERESTING???

^agree ten thousand %

CONTEXT: Zac won the Best Shirtless Performance award, and he promised on twitter that if he won that he would accept the award topless, so he may have been expecting it. Read here.

THANK YOU HEATHER context makes everything a lot more ok. Gotta start researching before I accept the Tumblr outrage

Also, hold up a second, regardless of that context, what’s the double standard here? Guy wins an award for singing or whatever, the media reduces him to his sex appeal only. … You mean male sexual objectification is finally starting to happen? Yay. Good. More of this. 


Apr 14

lipslikemurder:

icantfeelmyarms:

mintyprincess:

CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS FOR A FUCKING MINUTE

O

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madamelapin:

xmoonlilyx:

Hermann Gottlieb (DR.) face tests (Pacific Rim.)
Yet again I feel like I should do a College AU version of a character because of my baby face. xD But oh well. I’m not the best at make up so i’m sure Goldenmochi will be able to do a better job when I let her loose on my face. xD
I was having trouble ‘summoning’ the Gottlieb for these photos then I slouched on the cane and immediately it looked much better. A lot about him is his physicality, xD
Still unsure about the wig, i’ve noticed a LOT of Hermann cosplayers actually get their hair cut in his style which…I’m not dedicated enough for, so this is the closest I could get with a wig…May hack into it a bit more. 
Anyway I can’t wait to be Kaiju bros with my Newton! :3

I AM GOING TO CRY nope crying already Your are actually perfect in this cosplay. I fucking love my friends.

madamelapin:

xmoonlilyx:

Hermann Gottlieb (DR.) face tests (Pacific Rim.)

Yet again I feel like I should do a College AU version of a character because of my baby face. xD But oh well. I’m not the best at make up so i’m sure Goldenmochi will be able to do a better job when I let her loose on my face. xD

I was having trouble ‘summoning’ the Gottlieb for these photos then I slouched on the cane and immediately it looked much better. A lot about him is his physicality, xD

Still unsure about the wig, i’ve noticed a LOT of Hermann cosplayers actually get their hair cut in his style which…I’m not dedicated enough for, so this is the closest I could get with a wig…May hack into it a bit more. 

Anyway I can’t wait to be Kaiju bros with my Newton! :3

I AM GOING TO CRY nope crying already Your are actually perfect in this cosplay. 
I fucking love my friends.


attackonravioli:

Levi's Spin Attack

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captainarlert:

frothyfrothy-loins:

askinnyblackman:

sexuallyfrustratedshark:

tunnaa-unnaa:

oh no it’s the tie tans

………….
…….
….
what the shit
they are wearing ties
what the shit

can someone photoshop a tack onto one of them so it can be “a tack on tie tan”



sometimes I forget that the actual show is death and pain and suffering

captainarlert:

frothyfrothy-loins:

askinnyblackman:

sexuallyfrustratedshark:

tunnaa-unnaa:

oh no it’s the tie tans

………….

…….

….

what the shit

they are wearing ties

what the shit

can someone photoshop a tack onto one of them so it can be “a tack on tie tan”

sometimes I forget that the actual show is death and pain and suffering

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